nerdiethings | Fantasy AUs

Its so much effort to turn my head! Better to stare at you face forward I think.

A servant should never be ahead of her master. It’s a breach of protocol that I am so close to you so often.

They say that, but they still expect ya to be ahead of 'em and keep everything tidy and prepared... Ain't a lot of fairness.

If my father was able to handle it, I’ll be able to as well. He had a much more difficult master than I do.

Yeah, but Pops is still here. That's like... twice the trouble when you include me.

I don’t serve your father unless you ask me to. And you’re hardly as bad.

[She dodges past that first part.] I should hope not! I'm much cuter.

Well that is a given!

No, now you got me doubting! [She lifts a finger into the air.] You're gonna have to find a way to prove my cuteness at some point now...

It couldn’t be that hard. I’d need only show you to a mirror.

Oho, flattery will get you everywhere!

But maybe I demand something more. Like a dance or a day out in the shopping district.

Your wish is my command, my lady.

But I am a much better dancer than you.

Ehhh? Is that a challenge?

Not a challenge. Just a statement of fact.