Misc Dian Thread?

[nerdietalk]

I wanted a Dian thread here them weirdos

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[originaloddcouple]

[For their part, Isaac and Miria weren't expecting to end up in a palace either. The two have always had a knack for stumbling into strange places. Despite not having the app necessary for the palace.

Or phones.

But they are thieves and that means they're looking at paintings to steal off the walls.]

What do you think Miria?

I think I like the other frame better. Its got more pizzazz!

[greenadelauncher]

[Stealing the frames? Well... its certainly not the treasure. Haru slips to a closer hiding place.

She rolls a bullet away from them, hoping to catch their attention.]

[originaloddcouple]

[They're immediately distracted!]

Well I'll be Miria! What could that be?

Let's find out!

[And they follow its trajectory down... wherever it goes.]

[greenadelauncher]

[They might notice that as soon as they turn around there is a teenage girl pretty much leaping from the shadows, pointing a grenade launcher at them??]

Scoundrels! Stop what you're doing right now!

[originaloddcouple]

[Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

They freeze exactly where they're standing. Even though they've both got feet in the air, mid-stride.]

[greenadelauncher]

What are you doing inside this palace? Who sent you here!? What are you after?

[originaloddcouple]

[Look at Haru.

Look at each other.

Look back at Haru.]

Fun.

[greenadelauncher]

[A moment of hesitation. She can hear over the channels an entire chorus of "wait what?"]

What are you talking about?

[originaloddcouple]

Well, we're here for fun.

And we were sent here by us, for fun.

And we're after fun.

Make sense?

[greenadelauncher]

Do you have any idea where you actually are?

[originaloddcouple]

Oh yeah, between Mercy and Clemont street!

I guess some rich king bought property over here!

[greenadelauncher]

... Did you really stumble into a palace without noticing?

[This isn't great.] You need to get out of here.

[originaloddcouple]

[They still haven't left their frozen pose yet, but they shake their heads.]

No, not yet!

We still need to get the right frames!

[greenadelauncher]

You can't take things from a palace! Your lives are in danger, here!

[originaloddcouple]

[Their laughter is like music.]

Not with that attitude!

Besides, what's life without a little danger?

[greenadelauncher]

This is the grounds of the Phantom Thieves. My comrades are on their way.

This is the last chance you have!

[originaloddcouple]

Phantom... thieves?

Can ghosts steal things?

[greenadelauncher]

... Have you seriously not heard of us? [They're everywhere.]

[originaloddcouple]

[They don't... read... the news.]

Or, are you a movie star?

Our apologies, should we have asked for autographs?

[greenadelauncher]

[Giant screens all over Tokyo...] That's not the important part. You have to get out.

[originaloddcouple]

I thought you told us to stay put?

[greenadelauncher]

When I thought you knew what was going on. You have to get out.

[originaloddcouple]

[And they're immediately back to the frame.]

Will do, pal!

As soon as possible!